Friday, April 29, 2005
Update from Sanfranfreakshow
I think I’ve got a better idea—whadda you think
OAKLAND —A regional transportation group on Wednesday approved a $1.6 million study of a potential “suicide barrier” on the Golden Gate bridge. [whaddya get for your $$$—a multi-page report nicely bound at Kinko’s]
Since the bridge was built in 1937, an estimated 1,300 people have taken the 220-foot plunge [aka - evolution in action...]
My idea? Solar powered hot wire. This bear fence oughta do the trick.
*dzzzztt* “oh, I feel better now. I’m getting off this bridge!”
It’d save lead, too.
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