Saturday, May 31, 2003
The True Fashion Police
I knew it all along - it's our outfits that are the cause of America being the Great Satan. Not you men, you guys can wear whatever you like. Wear your auntie's feather boa and cowboy boots; it's all good.No, apparently it is when we women wear pants that the world goes to hell on a rollerskate...
"The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants ...That is why the world is in such a state today,"Here's a clue:
Mswati, ruler of the impoverished feudal nation of about one million, said [the above] late on Thursday.Mswati, quit worrying about fashion and educate your dam people so they can throw your tight ass out and govern themselves!
Although it seems that "the last absolute monarch" in Africa does not upset his subjects too much:
Women on the streets of capital Mbabane were not impressed.I think Thob'sile Dlamini should get a blog for herself. Here's another clue:"The king says I am the cause of the world's problems because of my outfit. Never mind terrorism, government corruption, poverty and disease, it's me and my pants. I reject that," said Thob'sile Dlamini.
Mswati is ...currently married to nine wives, with a wedding pending for wife number 10, and has chosen an additional fiancee after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing a traditional Reed Dance ceremony.Now I geddit. It's OK to go topless (it's traditional) but not while wearing pants. Interesting he's not even willing to meet the women before affiancing them...
Third clue:
"What rights? God created people, and He gave them their roles in society. You cannot change what God has created. This is an abomination before God." [Mswati, again]Now it's clear. It's God who's a twit, not Mswati. Hokay-fiiine.
ThanQ! to Kate at Electric Venom who is apparently blogging in a sarong today. Now that's fashion.
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