Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Somebody Stop Meee!!!
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. eww. Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. What if there were no hypothetical questions? What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure. How can there be self-help groups? What's another word for synonym? Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a guy who can't get his pants off. It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
I know this is someone's material -- but I just got it in one of *those* emails and -- there it is...
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