Thursday, November 29, 2007
Meme-o-mania!
aw hell… beat ‘em/join ‘em… whatever
Since the campaign has already gone on far too freakin’ long and we’re what? five weeks away from one of those tent/caucus/straw dance thingies which, for some reason, seems more important than actual people actually voting in the determination of which one of those wackdoodles will win the popularity contest POTUS, folks seem to be getting punchy. I mean seriously! A bar fight?!?!? [on my side or t’other?]
So now I guess we gotta come up with various ‘n’ sundry other ways to cheapen the American electoral process pick a winnah!
-- Which candidate would you most like to go shopping with?
-- Which candidate would you most like to walk on a moonlit beach with?
-- Which candidate would you most like to have clean your refrigerator?
-- Which candidate would you most like to smear in chocolate?
-- Which candidate would you most like to serve dinner to?
-- Which candidate would you most like to serve for dinner?
-- Which candidate would you most like to see in a creamed corn wrasslin’ match with Dennis Da Alien Elf Kucinitch?
-- Which candidate would you most like to defenestrate?
-- Which candidate would you most like to force to listen to an entire Yonni album?
-- Which candidate would you most like to pie?
-- Which candidate would you most like to cow pie?
-- Which candidate would you most like to sent to the the barrios of Frants?
-- Which candidate would you most like to see as a baby?
-- Which candidate would you most like to dress up as a fan dancer?
-- Which candidate would you most like to have read you a Tolstoy novel?
-- Which candidate would you most like to have paint your kitchen?
-- Which candidate would you most like to paint?
-- Which candidate would you most like to pants?
-- Which candidate would you most like to ____________?
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