What an Original Idea!
really oughta scrape the serial numbers off first...
On December 10, you are encouraged not to call in sick to work. You are encouraged to call in “gay"
...A day without gays would be tragic because it would be a day without love.
...NOW, it’s time to show America and the world how we love.
Wow. It seems like I’ve heard that idea somewhere before… Hm… Where could it be? What is the ANSWER?
So, great - as companies are looking for places to cut the excess, trim the budget, tighten the ol’ belt, now is a great time to demonstrate your reliability, consistency and dedication to the outfit that provides your paycheck.
OTOH, here in CA, if you’re the kind of guy who has always been a marginal dufus; who, when the boss is looking for a volunteer to handle a difficult project, you’re the guy sneaking off to the men’s room; the guy who could [and has] screwed up each and every minor task you’ve ever been assigned; if you have trouble mailing a letter, much less writing one—Call In Gay. Even if you’re a Mormon with 23 kids. You’ll be unfireable.
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