Update from Sanfranfreakshow
I think I’ve got a better idea—whadda you think
OAKLAND —A regional transportation group on Wednesday approved a $1.6 million study of a potential “suicide barrier” on the Golden Gate bridge. [whaddya get for your $$$—a multi-page report nicely bound at Kinko’s]
Since the bridge was built in 1937, an estimated 1,300 people have taken the 220-foot plunge [aka - evolution in action...]
My idea? Solar powered hot wire. This bear fence oughta do the trick.
*dzzzztt* “oh, I feel better now. I’m getting off this bridge!”
It’d save lead, too.
The older I get, the more people I’ve known who REALLY wanted to live, died.
Why should we give a rat’s patootie about someone who doesn’t even care about themselves.
Put a hole in the fence with a couple of bouys down there warning off the boats. Put little signs on the bouys something like Boats-> Falling people<-
It’s not like we’re in any danger of running out of people.
Hey! You got rid of the comment registration!Posted by Peter on 04/30/05 at 08:12 PM
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