Uh.... uh... ... ...
oh, that went well
Apparently the oath wasn’t on teleprompter…
[Guess it’s better’n Nixon’s path being littered with dead pigeons.]
“Oaf” of office?
Hey… was that raaacist?
HighLow lights of the Jon Favreau/David Axelrod/∏eh ∅ne dud:
My fellow citizens:
Not “Americans”?
...collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age
Like, saaay, Iraq?
Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America’s decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.
Which was pretty much your campaign in a nutshell and the ceaseless drumbeat of your sycophants the MSM, non?
On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.
...which pretty much describes your campaign and the entire list of “accomplishments” of Congress, non?
to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.
If ya can get out from under the taxes the regulations and the gubbmint interference…
We will restore science to its rightful place
WTH?!?
What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them — that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified.
I guess asking howinhell that is the work of gubbmint is “stale” and “no longer applies?”
With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet.
oy…
that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself;
Tell it to Osama.
To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history;
Iron?
This is the price and the promise of citizenship.
...not just a dash and a swim?
Ok—this is something I can agree with; though, perhaps, not in the way it was meant.
Let it be said by our children’s children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God’s grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.
Wow - that Favreau can really write!!!
“... and with eyes fixed on the horizon .....”
That’s not just empty rhetoric. Consider this:
Ways to prevent seasickness when on a cruise
“If you’re too far out at sea, you can try keeping your eyes fixed on the horizon. This helps your body and mind to stabilize.” [9th paragraph]
If that doesn’t work, try
“Block one ear with your finger.”
And chant “neener-neener!”
It’s going to be a good 4 years.
Posted by ZZMike on 01/21/09 at 01:45 PM
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