Top Ten
Top Ten
Why We Love Sarah Palin
1] Sarah Palin convinced me to donate to the McCain campaign.
2] If Sarah Palin wants a bridge, she doesn’t ask the Feds for a ton of money, she builds the damthing with her own two hands. And then after lunch she…
3] If Sara Palin is in the mood for a mooseburger, she just lays a bun on the tundra and the moose prepares itself.
4] Sara Palin shows Sig Hansen how to ‘man up.’
5] Sarah Palin’s bike tires are never flat: they wouldn’t dare.
6] One day John Bolton’s Moustache was wrasslin’ a polar bear on the tundra. When they spotted Sarah Palin they both ran away in tears.
7] While Sara Palin respects the Ice Road Truckers, she wonders why all the fuss; Sarah Palin drives big rigs on the river in July *because she can*.
8] Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices. [stolen from Ace]
9] Sarah Palin’s son never had to wear goalie pads; that hockey puck knew better.
And the Numbah One Reason *drumroll*
10] These are Sarah Palin’s shoooooooz!
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