Top 30
facts about Jack Bauer
-- When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the needle; Jack Bauer uses a hand gun and a bucket.
-- Instead of buzzing, Jack Bauer’s alarm clock screams out “THERE’S NO MORE TIME!”
-- Jack Bauer is better at killing terrorists than suicide bombers.
-- Jack Bauer doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-- Every time Jack Bauer cries, an angel loses its wings.
And implodes.-- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
-- Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
-- Don’t ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar…
-- Jack Bauer’s gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack freakin’ Bauer.
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-- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
I’m 20 short—your turn.
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Jack Bauer never asked ‘can you hear me now?’
Posted by Charlie on the Pennsylvania Turnpike on 01/19/06 at 09:31 AM
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