ToDaZeD Pick yer Poison, Boyz!
Scotch, Pepto-Bismol or Alka-Seltzer?
How to ameliorate the effects of this week’s nightly gubbmint-media Lurve-fest:
*mouths ‘I love You!’*
Take a drink every time the Republicans are blamed for high gas prices, the weak economy, or America’s loss in Olympic softball....
Take a drink every time TV commentators say the words “punditry,” “blogosphere,” or “Obamania.”
Take a drink if you’ve heard of Senators Jeff Bingaman, Maria Cantwell, Dean Burgess, or Amy Klobuchar. Take another if you knew that there is no Dean Burgess in the Senate....
Take a drink every time Obama stands in the light in such a way as to make you believe his skin color is a mix of red, white and blue....
Take a drink if you see Jesse Jackson trying to get a peek at the convention through an air conditioning vent.
Take a drink if--when--the crowd screams for a Harry Reid encore.
Take a drink every time Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper humiliates a Republican...also known as “getting Hickenloopered.”...
Take a drink every time John Edwards shouts into a megaphone outside the Pepsi Center that he only had sex with Rielle Hunter when his wife’s cancer was in remission.
*hic*urp*
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