ToDaZeD Golden *Eye Roll* Award
it’s transparent all right...
∏eh W∅n decided to release teh “torture” memos proving his dedication to transparency—for the Bush administration.
The White House has insisted [upon itself] that President Obama was reluctant to release documents...
Uh huh… Thus breaking a precedent of oh..., 230 years of the confidentiality of the Attorney General’s advice to the POTUS and chilling the advice he will get in future with the CYA snow-jobs attorneys are sooo good at already. Good thinkin, n∅∅b.
All this to prevent someone who is willing—nay, eager— to kill your children [and you][not to mention ∏eh W∅n-lettes] from being placed in a confined place with a bug. [yes—an insecty, multi-legged squishable animal.]
“He would have preferred to not have spent the last month methodically working through this issue,” [Denis McDonough, the Deputy National Security Advisor] told Fox News. “I think that he would have preferred to have to have moved beyond this. But the fact is there is a court case and the President believes that he, out of respect for transparency and the rule of law, had to take this step.”
Oh. Poor baaaybee. Well, at last it isn’t a bug.
I’m just hopin’ they hold off on the cold/hot/wet/bug torture at the re-education camps.
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