ToDaZeD Colorado *facepalm*
yeah… lettuce
The lovely burg of Colorado Springs has made a purely sensible decision in the wake of budget challenges to quit picking up the trash from their public parks and remove all the trash cans. Hey—that’ll save ... er, wait.
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo.—The animal rights group PETA is offering to help the cash-strapped city of Colorado Springs by paying to put trash cans back in parks - on one condition.
The cans have to carry an anti-meat slogan and a picture of a woman in a lettuce bikini.
Actually, this ain’t such a bad idea, much as it pains me to say PITA had a good idea. Maybe we could broaden it to hardware stores and Puddin’ Pops and lawn food and Toyotas. well - ok; not that last…
Mayor Lionel Rivera says he’ll consider the offer if it PETA also pays to have the trash picked up and hauled to the dump.
But he joked that the Colorado Beef Council might demand equal time.
What the hell—go for it!
(Laughed out loud.)
Beef council.
.Posted by OregonGuy on 03/12/10 at 08:50 AM
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