Today's RAACIST!! Post
and it ain’t me
From: la-voz-de-aztlan-admin@aztlan.net To: la-voz-de-aztlan@aztlan.net Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 20:27:37 -0700 Subject: [La Voz de Aztlan] URGENT ALERT: From The Revolutionary Council and Provisional Government of Aztlan
Dear La Voz de Aztlan Subscribers:We have received the following communique from the
Minister of Information of the Nation of Aztlan. We rarely
receive any communiques from the “Revolutionary Council and Provisional Government of Aztlan” so we must assume that it is of upmost importance. We urge that you carefully consider the information that it contains. Please pass this to others in your network!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _URGENT ALERT: From The Revolutionary Council and
Provisional Government of Aztlan
Duuuu-uuude-o. Provisional Government?!?
Iddn’t that what Student Councils usta set up when they ‘took over’ the Chancellor’s Office?
April 26, 2006
Estimada Raza de Aztlan and Beyond,
Our Director of Special Intelligence Services
Again, mebbe it’s Just Me©, but they got Special Intelligence Services? Isn’t that the definition of spying? ...’course since it’s a fake government, it’s Mary McCarthy-level spying.
has brought to our attention disturbing information that threatens the safety of our families. This information requires that we prepare a defense strategy to protect our communities.
Due to the recent large demonstrations of our people in major cities in occupied Anahuac,
Yanno—Anahuac. Not the House Sub-Committee; the North American Continent.
extremist European invaders
Thass US, kidz.
are preparing violent actions against us. They are expected to use physical violence in the upcoming marches and rallies planned for May 1, 2006 and we must take steps to protect our families.
Alright. I did NOT get that memo EITHER! I’m beginning to feel offeeeeended. So watch it.
[interesting phraseology: “prepared to use
just sayin’...]
The Director of Special Intelligence Services has reliable information that anti-Mexican forces in Aztlan and in certain other area of Anahuac, are preparing to utilize explosives and snipers to kill our people.
Yes, indeed. They’re called Jihaddi Sleeper Cells.
We urge our community to arm themselves to protect our families.
So, under the guise of ‘defending our families,’ this buncha rabble rousers [in the most literal sense of the term] is inciting violence. I wonder what our RAACIST Invader European Government is doing about this?
We are also urging our soldiers presently serving In Iraq, Afghanistan and other foreign lands to do everything possible to return home and fight for your own.
Great. Iddn’t there some kinda law about urging desertion of soldiers? I don’t care ho good your made-up reason is.
The situation here is critical.
You just may have made that statement true.
In addition, all political prisoners
Car thieves, gangbangers, robbers, rapists, and murders—political prisoners, all. [So, question: in the Great Civilization of Aztlan, would these activities be legal? Nice vision y’all got there, muchachos...]
shall be in constant
In addition, all political prisoners shall be in constant alert and ready for action.
Great.
Also, youth groups
Whoa! Back that low rider up, esse. “Youuuuuuuth Groups?” Ya mean like the Car-B-Que Commandoes in Frants—that kinda “Youuuuth Group?”
Also, youth groups in our barrios shall call truces and direct their energies against the racist enemy that has vowed to annihilate our families.
Who in HELL are you talking about?!?!?
Our Prime Minister is instructing every able bodied male to arm himself to protect the women and children in his home.
“Protect the women and children!” Not makin’ mierda up would be a great way to Protect the women and children. Especially the children.
[wait.... Y’all got a Prime Minister? whoizzit?]
We can not depend on local White
Oooooo—we got a capital letter!
We cannot depend on local White law enforcement authorities because in many cases they will join the criminal elements
Yeah—cuz that’s what cops regularly do—in MeHeeeKo! [more irony-impaired fulk-o...]
and participate in the slaughter of our people.
*Bing*bing*bing* Key Inflammatory Statement *bing*bing*Bing*
Make sure you have weapons and plenty of ammunition in your homes at the ready.
Criminal racist elements have already made death threats against certain “occupation administrators"
gee. The only ‘death threats’ I’ve heard of are against BustaMecha—the fabulous disappearing Lt. Governor of CA, and VillaRioNido, AlCalde Del Ciudad de Los Diablos Angeles. Have they just been outed, hmmm?
and they will not stop at killing our civilians. We hope that the massacres of Mexicans that the White criminals have vowed to undertake are just the rantings of cowardly insane minds but we must take these threats seriously.
“Cowardly and insane minds...” nuff sed, Secret-Provisional-Government-boy.
As I mentioned before, the majority of the target audience for this meme is not the most politically sophisticated bunch. They’re used to living on the literal side of things and danged close to the bone. After having managed to schlep across that No Man’s Land where the Federales and Drug Cartelles actually do hold ‘em up, shake ‘em down, and would as soon leave ‘em for dead as rob and rape ‘em, I imagine this wouldn’t sound outlandish or over-dramatic at all.
Cuauhtli
Minister of Information
Nation of Aztlan
La Voz de Aztlan
Well, I guess they got one thing goin’ for ‘em. By the look of it, their language is as tough to pick up as Russian or Navaho.
So what we have is an openly declared provisional government of a foreign nation overtly stating their intention to take over our nation’s land AND advising their provisional citizenry to shut down major American cities by illegal actions and mob rule AND using threats of illegal action/harm to change political policy *cough* AND inciting its provisional citizens to violence by cooking up some scare stories about phantoms ready to attack ‘em.
And the Presidente of the nation under invasion calls ‘em “nice folks who just want to work,” while insulting the citizens of his own nation.
[almost Kerry-esque in it’s White Flag Waving overtones, doncha t’ink?]
Ain’t that a fine kettle of fish we gots ourselves into?
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Source remarks: There are clearly levels of in-ness at Aztlan.net. I’m on their ‘mailing list’ but I guess ‘Claire’ ain’t Aztlantian enough for me to get this little missive. Iddn’t it too bad they made this judgment… For all they know I could be the Lost Aztlantian Princess passing under a foreign name to infiltrate the *ahem* RAACISTOS. So I hadda get it from MM, where she also has documentos from the LA Teachers Union endorsing the *strike*.
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