Today's Helpful Hint
Phone Purgatory
"Please hold for a customer representative. Current hold time is *crackle* twenty-seven hours.”
*Abbey Road performed on the kazoo*
Try looking up the outfit you want to reach here.
Or try just not responding. Push no buttons, say nothing, and they’ll think you’re too stoopid to use a phone and answer immediately.
Posted by Claire on 10/01 at 07:57 AM
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