'Tis the Season
Yeah, I know: “it’s old"
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and the Walls and the House and the Lawn and the Streets and the Stores and the Office and the Dogs and the Cars and the Buses and the Trucks and the Trees and . . .
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Antisocial Personality Disorder --- Your Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire
Borderline Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why. If you’re nice… Or not.
Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent Night, Ho-oooh look! It’s snowing! I want olives. Why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells . . .
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