This guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head...
well, this isn’t that one
A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Got any bread?”
Barman says, “No.”
Duck says, “Got any bread?”
Barman says, “No.”
Duck says, “Got any bread?”
Barman says, “No. We don’t have bread.”
Duck says, “Got any bread?”
Barman says, “NO! We don’t have any freakin’ bread!”
Duck says, “Got any bread?”
Barman says, “NO!! What’re you deef?!? We haven’t got any freakin’ bread and if you ask me again I’ll nail your freakin’ beak to the bar—irritating bastard bird!”
Duck says, “Got any nails?”
Barman says, “No.”
Duck says, “Got any bread?”
Posted by Claire on 03/09 at 02:43 PM
Damn that wuz funny!
Posted by John from WuzzaDem on 03/10/05 at 01:16 PMHaha! I love that joke.
Posted by Jim on 03/12/05 at 06:26 AM
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