Things In Mirror May Be Even More Distorted Than They Seem
no longer just buffoons
Before you read on, consider the pic carefully; how many things are just ...off? Like whoinhell fishes in a grey flannel suit and tie? Is this 1955?!? Doubtless the crafters of this propaganda have only seen men in grey flannel in Sinatra movies on TBS—how would it occur to them to dress up their Killer Daddy thus? Naive grasping for imagery of the unfamiliar? Doubtful.
Imagine that a man dangles a piece of candy in front of you. You love candy so you reach for it. But, as you grab the candy, a huge metal hook stabs through your hand and you’re ripped off the ground. You fight to get away, but it doesn’t do any good. You are caught, and there is nothing that you can do about it.
You’d feel really scared, wouldn’t you?
That would be an awful trick to play on someone, wouldn’t it?
But guess what?
Your Daddy plays that same wicked trick on fish AND FISH GET SCARED TOO!
Considering PETA’s record when it gets its hands on actual animals ‘tseems to me that their genuine point is not about animals but about that ol’ favorite - the Marxist ideal of ridding the planet of that awful entity, the family. The only righteous and valid sources of information and small ‘v’ values are of course big groups, collectives and the goooooovernment. yep.
This’ll make for warm family times around the ol’ dinner table:
Until your Daddy learns that it’s not “fun” to kill, keep your doggies and kitties away from him. He’s so hooked on killing defenseless animals that they could be next!
Yes indeedy! Your Daddy is gonna kill your puppy! Maybe tonight after eating an entire cow. Alive!!!
Mommy is not left out, either—last year’s comic already demonstrated that Mommy not only kills wantonly for Daddy’s dinner but for her own vanity as every tube of mascara kills, whaaa? a gazillion bunnies.
It amazes me that the uninformed continue to support these idiots. My son and I have fished together since he was three. I’m sure this kind of indoctrination goes over well in California but, hopefully, in most places it finds an early grave in the dumpster.
Posted by on 12/01/05 at 07:24 AMLest we forget *ahem* 95% of Cahleefohrneeiah is RED—square mileage wise…
So - what do y’all fish?
Posted by Claire on 12/01/05 at 08:56 AMI don’t fish anymore, and I’ve never hunted, but even an urban dweller like myself can see the absolute idiocy that is PETA. They exemplify humane intentions gone terribly, terribly off kilter.
Hey, Claire. Nice to see you’re still around. It’s been awhile.
Posted by Lachlan on 12/07/05 at 12:59 PMGood to see you, too, Lachlan!
Posted by Claire on 12/09/05 at 10:09 AM
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