The Unvetted Turns Super-Vetter
"Do NOT question my associations!"
Covering questions like “Have you ever sent an embarrassing email?” to “Describe all your real estate holdings, mortgages and ‘love-notes from Angelo’,” including details about your domestic help, your FaceBook and blog pages and any pseudonym or ‘handle’ you may ever have used on the IntarToobs, That One’s 64 question job application would choke a fact-checker.
(61) Have you had any association with any person, group or business venture that could be used—even unfairly—to impugn or attack your character and qualifications for government service?
"Even unfairly"?!? No. I have spent my entire life in a cave and had no associations with anyone but a few random crows.
You’ll enjoy No. (59), too…
ThanQ! Jake Tapper
Here’s a little weekend exercise: You’re Barack Obama, and you’re answering those questions.
#61 is a direct hit (can anyone say “Bill Ayers”?)
#32 is ridiculous. Is there anyone in politics who hasn’t gotten a gift worth more than $50? (Has Obama ever gotten a gift worth less than $50?)
For #26, see “Rezko”.
Where did you find that one? It looks like it’s from the NYT, but I didn’t see it there.
Posted by ZZMike on 11/13/08 at 01:31 PMFound it at Jake Tapper - prolly oughta have given him a ThanQ!...
Posted by Claire on 11/13/08 at 07:26 PM
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