*The* Quintessential -- nay, Definitional Twit
The Fops Are Coming! The Fops Are Coming!!
Their Royal Hinders are planning to visit the Bay Area, in particular the spawning grounds of the Moonbattus Organicus Snobosius—Bolinas and Pt Reyes. Yes, that once beautiful, slightly isolated farming community of 40 years ago has been invaded, coopted, spun, turned and warped into the Hippy-Dippy capitol of the Universe. The Prints-ly visit is part of their kick-off campaign to become The First like-Totally Organic County In The Nation. You read it right—and ya read it first here. ...but that’s not important, now.
La Royalles will visit the Point Reyes Organic Farmers’ Market, then lunch at an organic farm in Moron Marin County with their day topped by attendance at the theatre production of Beach Blanket Babylon at Club Fugazi [aka Gonads & Hats. weee]
Among the gala dinners and Giant Suck-Up Events, the Paire Royale will visit an ‘organic, edible schoolyard’ at Martin Luther King Jr School in Bezerkeley, and His Royal Twittiness the Prince will favour US with a lecture on the environment [yes, he completely believes in the Global Warming thing—and is, to quote, “terrified"] and visit the homeless domicile-challenged shelter project.
Thus will end the 20-year cycle of Moonbatticus Brittanicus Twittisocialist.
How cute! They pick their noses in unison.
Posted by on 11/02/05 at 04:58 PM
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