The California Legislature: Granola-eating Surrender Monkeys
As Spain is to al-Qaida; the CA Legislature is to __________________. If you said ALF, you must live here . . .SACRAMENTO - A Senate panel approved a bill yesterday that would ban the production and sale of foie gras...
The inpetus behind this bill is the Domestic Terrorist actions taken against two chefs, Didier Jaubert and Laurent Manrique, and Junny and Guillermo Gonzalez, owners of the Sonoma Foie Gras company.
The Domestic Terrorists broke into an historic building which housed an, as yet, unopened restaurant rumored to be selling foie gras when it opened. They did the usual vandalism spray painting, tearing things up and cement in the drains, which caused flooding throughout the building, damaging unrelated businesses and the building itself. $50,000 right there.
They also took records of employees of the restaurant fromn the office. Which may not seem like much until you consider their other related action: they broke into the homes of the two owners of the restaurant, vandalizing and tearing up -- and left behind a secretly taken video of the men's children. Terrorists.
They also repeatedly broke into the Gonzalez business,once taking along a LAT reporter, and stealing ducks. The ducks died in their "care." Pro-animal -- can't even keep a duck alive. Real competent.
And just whose duck chicken shit lovely idea was it to cave in to these Domestic Terrorists? You got it: the ever obstreperous, obstructionist and essentially clueless John Burton [S D-SF.]
And as the rest of the Legislative Surrender-Monkeys have nothing better to do, they're jumping on his little bandwagon.
Our lawmakers: the Legislature of ferrets, feng shui and foie gras.
It makes a citizen so proud. *wipes tear*
Did the Legislature ban ferrets? I could have sworn that was the Dept. of Fish & Game’s mischief.
Posted by Xrlq on 04/27/04 at 08:48 AMIndeed. Though I believe the legislature is debating the Return of the Ferret to CA shores.
...instead of that pesky, complicated workmen’s comp. stuff.
Posted by Claire on 04/28/04 at 02:21 AMNot nice! I read your headline while taking a drink and spewed lemonade out of my nose! Ow!
Posted by AlphaPatriot on 04/29/04 at 10:25 AM
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