Sunday Morning Eye Opener
Mmm, mmmm, good Tired of being bored when you pee? Enter Wizmark -- ads to aim at! In precisely the last place a gent wants to be assailed by flashing lights, disembodied voices and moving pictures of beer and boobage -- a 3 X 5 inch screen in the target zone! Slideshow of Suggested Ads Here [eg "Feeling Better? Time for a refill!! Bud] The Interactive Urinal Communicator -- it's the Future!! [also available in public service message model] In a related story, Charcoal lined diaper for flatulent Fido! And lest our feathered friends feel forgotten -- Avian Attire to catch the crap! "Think outside the cage without fear of messy encounters." There's a size for parrot, budgie and even duck, goose and chicken. There is even a tiny matching top hat for the parrot, and a bonnet and skirt for the goose. Have a nicer Sunday, now, knowing that this end of the market is ...uhm, fully covered.
Posted by Claire on 07/11 at 02:47 AM
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