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Spreading the "good news" -- Allah-style

Yes, Virginia Nancy.  There is a difference.

"Did you hear what God prepared for the family of the martyr?

Benefits of Martyrdom

1.  God will forgive the martyr for all his sins the moment his wounds begin to bleed
2.  He will avoid the torture of the tomb
3.  He will see his position in heaven
4.  He will not be blinded by horrific fear
5.  He will receive the crown of dignity with a great jewel in it
6.  He will marry 72 virgins
7.  He will be capable of receiving mercy for 70 of his relatives

This is from a video campaign that is believed to have begun in January 2005 when several videos and articles aimed at Muslimas were posted on a number of Islamofascist sites.The promotion calls on women to take a more active role in instilling the values of militant iSlam in their children.

The first message provides “emotional support” to mothers who have lost a son to insane martyrdom saying, “You were patient with the loss of your son.  You seek the acceptance of the Almighty God with the hope that you will meet him in heaven."

The second message chides mothers who stop their sons from joining the mooo-jahahadeen [militant iSlamic happy cow brigade] and warns, “Fear God.  Return your possession [your son] to the creator.  Don’t deny God’s gift to you if you want for him goodness in the world and the hereafter."

The third and final message of this Madison Avenue amateur hour targets others who do not support their sons’ decision to join militant groups of screeching, street-dancing thugs with finances and prayers saying, "The real happiness is [for those] whom God uses to serve [as] the servants of God, [those] whom God [has] selected among his creations, [whom] he loved and made them the best of his creation."

goldstar.jpg NB—info from OSD Writers Group, Office of Public Affairs, The Pentagon.  Verbiage, snark and characterizations entirely mine, miine - alll miiine - *ahem* by Me.  [italicized quotes verbatim]

goldstar.jpg T’anks, Kiddo!

Posted by Claire on 11/01 at 04:32 PM
  1. The kid in the photo doesn’t seem entirely jazzed by the prospect of being vaporized for Allah.

    Posted by ZZMike  on  11/01/06  at  04:41 PM

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