"Sorry - we're full up. Try Idaho..."
Arrested in London, one Abu Hamza al Masri, on an 11-count endictment of hostage taking, conspiracy, providing support to terrorists and so on and on and on. Among the entries on his resumé attempting to set up a terrorist training camp in Oregon. Oregon?? For those of you who haven't been there, Oregon is often likened to Maine, only western. The people there are ...unique and, because of the often overcast and rainy skies, verra verra pale. There are also lots of cowboys, ranchers and loggers there. Like that place would've gone un-noticed. Good thinking, al Masri! Take on a bunch of cowboys and loggers. The very few "campers" who might manage not to be turned into small, greasy spots would be the baddest, most-est dangerous mofos on the planet. NB: al Masri lived in the Shepherds Bush district, which proves that [all together, now] it's all Bush's fault!
Posted by Claire on 05/27 at 07:01 AM
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