Serious about their seriousness
seriously
Air passengers will no longer have to remove bulky headwear such as turbans at screening checkpoints if doing so makes them uncomfoooooooooortable.
So Acccccchmed can keep his boxcutter and near 20 feet of strong cotton cloth… Unexamined.
Yet my pal, F, who is 92, a five-foot nuttin’ little great-granny, and who often arrives at the gate in a wheelchair because “yes *sigh*, it is a little far to walk *bats eyelashes*” [and it gets her thru the line faster] will have to gnaw off her needlepoint threads because TSA will confiscate her little inch-and-a half crane-shaped scissors.
Gotcha.
Posted by Claire on 10/17 at 07:43 AM
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