"relations?"
note the shapely legs...
Felony indecency charges against a Bellevue man accused of lewd behavior on a deck behind his house have been dismissed, ... a neighbor in Bellevue videotaped Art Price ..."relations" with his picnic table on four separate occasions
It was that “come hither” look…

after years of his mother asking him to lay the table for supper, it finally got him in trouble.
parenting. damned if you do. damned if you don’t.
Posted by OregonGuy on 04/02/08 at 07:55 AMI’ve heard of “statutory rape”, but never “tabular”.
Posted by ZZMike on 04/02/08 at 08:23 AMI have waited long enuff, its just gotta be said:
It gave him a wooooooody!
There, I feel better.
Posted by on 04/03/08 at 12:36 PM
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