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Since the AGW grift is falling apart, seems like there’s a new “crisis” for Rahm et al to not allow to go to waste.
An official announcement by the Obama administration disclosing the reality of extraterrestrial life is imminent. ...
The impending disclosure announcement follows upon the secret implementation of a year long openness policy on UFOs and extraterrestrial life. Over the period February 12-14, 2008, the United Nations held closed doors discussions where approximately 30 nations secretly agreed on a new openness policy on UFOs and extraterrestrial life ...
The secret UN agreement was based on two conditions. First, UFOs would continue to appear around the world; and second, the openness policy would not lead to social unrest in liberal democracies. Both conditions have been satisfied making it possible for the next stage to begin – official disclosure of extraterrestrial life.
Now I’m not real sure how they can insure that UFOs will “continue to appear around the world”—maybe another secret agreement with the UFO pilots. Maybe an offer of a Princedom in some exotic African country. I dunno. I’m just an Ideologically Stubborn Mobster Rube, after all. I mean I think it’s kinda weird they aren’t concerned at all about possible “social unrest” in fascist tyrannies or turd-world backwaters. What if the aliens aren’t little green men but little albino men—but whadda I know, right?
Still, what better justification for a Noo World Gubbmint than the implied threat of ETs with superior technology [they did come all the way from the Dog Star Sirius—and you don’t even know where you are...] ‘Course, as we’ll find out when one is interviewed by George Stehanopologroppous on Dateline, the aliens will be friendly and benign—as demonstrated by their smug, condescending attitude. Dang near indistinguishable from Teh iWon and Hiz Elites, ...
Wonder if they’ll get a spot on an “reality show” --- Not From Around Here [NBC Tuesdays @ 8 - 7 Central]
Oughta be an interesting winter.
ET *cough*
I have no doubt that our visitors will tell us to cut down on our CO2 emissions and open all our borders and be nice.
On the other hand, maybe it’s just a little publicity for the new “V” TV series.
“... and second, the openness policy would not lead to social unrest in liberal democracies.”
Say what??!??!??
Posted by ZZMike on 12/04/09 at 05:19 PM
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