Pardon Me, Your Tells Are Showing...
walkin’ down Main St with the back of his dress tucked in his pantyhose
This is how far Teh iWon has to go to 1] gather a crowd and 2] “fire ‘em up.”
Thursday’s event was organized for the DNC’s Gen44 group, which tries to cultivate young leaders. It was expected to raise $750,000.
...Obama said as the crowd interrupted him with cheers and hollers. “Now is not the time to quit.”
...The DNC had enlisted hip hop artist B.o.B to perform
Let’s hear from the entertainer hired by the DNC to perform on the same stage as the POTUS.
You Already know,
im the hottest nigga you heard in a long time,
introducin you to the hottest nigga you heard in a long time..mega pimp, super clean, the coolest in the universe. niggas hatin on what he doin, just mad cause they aint do it first.
his name pop up when you hit “playa” on ya google search. bitches bow they heads and bend they knees, just like they do in church.
drop dough into a purse, before you get into a skirt....if i aint the hottest nigga on the mutha fuckin universe, i guess ill just have to do till he get here nigga!
It goes on [and on] in the same vein, but that’s a sufficient example, I think.
Hm… Aside from the propriety involved [yes, I’m one of those crazy uptight whiteys who think that there ought to be a certain level of respect and decorum attached to The Office of the Presidency], it’s interesting how the ...uh, lyrics above demonstrate the unrestrained ego typical to the un-socialized 3 year old. The little one who is just discovering the difference between himself and the rest of the world and, perhaps being a tad over-indulged, uses his age-approprite magical thinking to imagine himself the King of The World. [or Superman or a Cowboy] Soon his mother will help him through the difficult period wherein he realizes The World demands that such braggadocio requires some accomplishment to back it up. Perhaps some accomplishment beyond not messing in his pants.
Those who miss that realization at that tender age often have ...difficulty with it in later years. For instance, it is not the awe at your presence but the dropping of “dough in a purse” which produces the apparent adulation. But no use exploring the parallels, there— I’m just a “crazy white person.”
But the question nags; is that really an image his handlers want associated with Teh iWon? Not a little, oh, I dunno, too close to home for them? Not likely to make some folks say, “hey… waiddaminnit… that sounds, somehow, familiar...”
No? Just an un-hip, crazy, angry white person reaction?
Ok—nevermind.
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