Pardon Me
I went shopping last week -- at Tiffany's -- and this lovely diamond tiara "inadvertently" fell into my pants. I like to wear it while I clean out the duckie pens. Later in the week, I went to the bakery where a chocolate ganache cake "inadvertently" fell into my pants, along with several cheese danish and a dozen snickerdoodles. This weekend, I'm going to go to Alameda with my friend J. to help her look for a new house. I'm gonna hafta get some bigger pants.
Posted by Claire on 07/20 at 06:25 AM
Sounds like a bunch of D.S. to me.
Posted by Xrlq on 07/20/04 at 06:44 AM(Don’t shoot me but this one is just too obvious and I have no self control.)
Sounds like it’s pretty easy to get into your pants, Claire.
Posted by Jim on 07/20/04 at 07:05 AMFunny stuff! I have tears . . .
Posted by AlphaPatriot on 07/21/04 at 10:25 AM
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