Now it begins...
needles and pins...
Michelle Malkin: Whip-cracking Hillary Clinton (call her Hillary Buchanan) wants a “border czar.” In a letter to U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Sen. Clinton, D-N.Y., wrote this week: “National security and, in particular, security at our borders, must continue to be paramount.”
Catch no. 1: Sen. Clinton only wants a border czar for the border between the United States and Canada, despite the fact that the vast majority of illegal border-crossers come from the south.
Catch no. 2: Though stipulating that national security must be “paramount,” Sen. Clinton also insists that the Bush administration “be sensitive” to “tourism and the regional economy”—which is why she opposes a quite reasonable Homeland Security plan to mandate the use of passports for travelers entering the U.S. from Canada or Mexico.
“How can you be
In two places at once
When you’re really
Nowhere at aaaallllllllll”
“Doesn’t Homeland Security count?”
“Only to ten, Mudhead.”
Great, now I have “We’re Bringing The War Back Home” playing over and over and over, in my head.
“More gridcakes Georgie?”
“Thanks mom! And heavy on the 30 weight!!”
Posted by GuyS. on 04/28/05 at 05:02 PM
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