New Ribbon Campaign
take pity on the pooooor fools
A new and terrible disease has come to my attention: the dis-ease of Knee-Jerk PC. It is a mental disorder, as we have all observed, characterized by complete and utter unconsciousness. Choices or assessments are not made by the sufferers; instead stock phrases, talking points and spun perceptions are employed.
Case in point: CNN’s anchor Carol Lin utilizing the stock phrase “African-American” to describe black and/or Negro people who were, in actuality, Frentch citizens of Tunisian heritage living near Paris. Yes, Ms Lin, Tunesia is on the continent of Africa, nevertheless, you embarrassed yourself and your grantedly unembarrassable network.
This dread disease is spreading causing extreme annoyance to those around the disease’s victims. [The victims, themselves, remain unaffected. Naturally.] Therefore I propose a Ribbon Campaign—since those are ever so popular and always incredibly effective.
I give you the Ribbon to Cure KJPC: *drumroll*
The Ribbon is made of clear glass to symbolize the cure to KJPC: clarity of thought and perception un-colored by agenda.
Hurry!—email your orders now.
$10 each—shipping and handling included
[discounts available for those on active duty military service]
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