More Chaos Theory
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The first line from the Grey Pay Lady is all ya need of this story...
But this is eerily similar.
TWO SECRETAIRES have been fired from a top law company after a cyber catfight over a ham sandwich erupted on the firm’s network.
...According to the Aussie Daily Telegraph, it all began when Katrina Nugent [well that explains a lot...] sent a group email to colleagues in the firm’s Sydney head office [saying] that she had put ham, some cheese slices and two slices of bread which was going to be for her lunch in the company fridge and someone half inched them. [I think that’s Aussie for ‘nicked’]
She complained that she had no extra cash and wanted said ham sandwich ingredients back, in their original format, or the cash back.
Another secretary, Melinda Bird, was thoughly cheesed off at the sandwich email and said that Nugent had probably left her lunch on another floor. This is fighting talk among Aussie secretaries and thus the war began.
The emails started getting nasty with Nugent saying that Bird was a dumb blonde and Bird saying that being brunette didn’t necessarily make you smart.
Nugent replied that Bird couldn’t keep a bloke either and it all started to go downhill from there...
Only Illegals Will Have Ham Sandwiches
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