e-Claire

Meme-o-mania!

aw hell… beat ‘em/join ‘em… whatever

Since the campaign has already gone on far too freakin’ long and we’re what? five weeks away from one of those tent/caucus/straw dance thingies which, for some reason, seems more important than actual people actually voting in the determination of which one of those wackdoodles will win the popularity contest POTUS, folks seem to be getting punchy.  I mean seriously! A bar fight?!?!? [on my side or t’other?]

So now I guess we gotta come up with various ‘n’ sundry other ways to cheapen the American electoral process pick a winnah!

-- Which candidate would you most like to go shopping with?

-- Which candidate would you most like to walk on a moonlit beach with?

-- Which candidate would you most like to have clean your refrigerator?

-- Which candidate would you most like to smear in chocolate?

-- Which candidate would you most like to serve dinner to?

-- Which candidate would you most like to serve for dinner?

-- Which candidate would you most like to see in a creamed corn wrasslin’ match with Dennis Da Alien Elf Kucinitch?

-- Which candidate would you most like to defenestrate?

-- Which candidate would you most like to force to listen to an entire Yonni album?

-- Which candidate would you most like to pie?

-- Which candidate would you most like to cow pie?

-- Which candidate would you most like to sent to the the barrios of Frants?

-- Which candidate would you most like to see as a baby?

-- Which candidate would you most like to dress up as a fan dancer?

-- Which candidate would you most like to have read you a Tolstoy novel?

-- Which candidate would you most like to have paint your kitchen?

-- Which candidate would you most like to paint?

-- Which candidate would you most like to pants?

-- Which candidate would you most like to ____________?

1. On Romney and the LDS:  I remember a few elections back, when we elected John F Kennedy, a Catholic, and how ever after that we were all governed from the Vatican.

   My pessimistic conclusion is that all these inane questions come up because none of the candidates know diddly about important stuff (like the economy, foreign policy, and the effect of trade negotiations with Sri Lanka on the upcoming Strategic Disarmament talks).
   Couldn’t we just sit this one out and not have a President or a Congress for the next 4 years and see how things work out?

   Posted by ZZMike  on  11/30/07  at  02:24 PM

2. Good idea.  Let’s get that as a choice on the ballot.

   Posted by Claire  on  12/02/07  at  09:13 PM

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