May he awaken to look Jesus in the eye...
bwahahahhaaaaaaa!!!
Then *wooooosh*—Shaitain?
WASHINGTON—AP - The health of terrorist cleric Omar Abdel-Rahman, known as the Blind Sheik, is deteriorating - renewing fears that his death in prison could trigger an attack on the United States, officials said Thursday.
...Abdel-Rahman had been rushed from prison to a Missouri hospital two days earlier for a blood transfusion. There, doctors discovered a tumor on Rah liver… [sic]
...Spokesman Jamil Hussein reported that “Allah will smite those responsible for the liver tumor of the Sheik. Then we will in turn eat their livers on melba toast with onions and a nice Mecca Cola."
[ok—so I made up that last para. still...]
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