Little Dicky Durbin . . .
Little itty Bitty Teeny Tiny Micro Dicky Durbin . . .
Illinoisians—FIRE HIM ALREADY!
[Little Dicky] Durbin told the Senate Judiciary Committee this morning that “the men and women in uniform who are serving us in Guantanamo have been the best --steadfast, professional, often heroic, working in a very difficult place—bleak and barren, hotter than the hinges of hell. They go to work every day to watch these detainees and try to derive information.” [like] “Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime—Pol Pot or others—that had no concern for human beings”
“They’re not using torture, like Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime—Pol Pot or others—that had no concern for human beings. They may have at some point in time when this administration’s policy on torture was impossible to follow. You’ll recall when this administration didn’t listen to Secretary of State Colin Powell and decided the Geneva Conventions did not apply to the war on terrorism[which, if you actually *read* them, Little Dickie, they don’t]. The confusion that came out of that couldn’t have been easy for our men and women in uniform trying to serve our country like Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime—Pol Pot or others—that had no concern for human beings in Guantanamo and around the world. But today, they understand it."
So. Now they’re not ruthless torturers like Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime—Pol Pot or others—that had no concern for human beings, but simply confuuuuuuuuzed boys and girls. Slightly dim and understandably confuuuuuuzed.
Dick, you’re a no-show dork. The men in uniform may have given the detaineee a Subway sammich, but I wish that detaineeeee had given you a Number Four Cocktail so you could get the real feel.
Then, Little Dickie, sit your little self down and watch the barbarian garbage at work—the *real* Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime—Pol Pot or others—that had no concern for human beings and try—try reeeeal reeeeal hard—to get a freakin’ clue.
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