Letters! He Sends Letters!!
His name is Otto and he's pretty important. He writes letters and then lets us read the responses. I couldn't stop. Let me show you. Otto writes to MaccyD's: ...Also, lately, I've been eating a lot of sushi (raw fish!) and people have pointed out that I have a new, extreme body odor. The Olive Garden said I can't come into their restaraunts because of my body odor, and non human friend named Benjamin (he's a ficus tree). Does McDonalds allow strong odors and non humans to pay for food? I'm very fond of Hamburglar. I think he's fantastic. I often think about him. I'm a bit scared that if I'm eating a hamburger, he might come and try to steal it ...
Posted by Claire on 11/20 at 02:59 AM
That was fun.
Posted by Jay on 11/20/03 at 03:55 AM
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