Keep digging, Newsweak
that hole ain’t deep enough yet.
"Based on what we know now, we are retracting our original story that an internal military investigation had uncovered Qur’an abuse at Guantanamo Bay,” the magazine’s editor, Mark Whitaker, said late Monday.
Great. “Qur’an abuse” ...Perfect. Thank you for the new phrase, Whit-less. I’m sure we’ll be hearing this on alJizz within, say 14 hours. Bets, anyone?
[And how do ya commit “Qur’an abuse”? Pile it up, put panties on it and and photograph it while some demented elf points and grins? ] [for that matter, where, exactly is the penis on a Q’ran?]
Is anyone else just a little suspicious that Whit-less & co. are juuust a leedle to slick at this “bad apology” thing? Every time they attempt “apology” they make yet another inflammatory statement. I’m just not buyin’ the verbal clumsiness excuse…
As far as I’m concerned there is absolutely no saving grace for Newsweek here. Show me any toilet installed on any military base that can flush a book. I mean, come on! What sort of retard would take that as a possible fact?
“Yeah, they flushed that sucker right down the toilet. No shit.”
Okay, Sparky. Here’s your sign.
Posted by Jim on 05/16/05 at 06:14 PMROFLAMO!
Posted by Claire on 05/17/05 at 03:54 PM
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