John Kerry -- Feelin' Lucky!
a coupla financial investigators up his sleeve -- child's play! Loyal, trustworthy, honest candidate Kerry;despite a recent discovery of $15 million in leftover campaign money, some of the Kerry campaign advance team are having trouble getting paid for the last several weeks of the campaign. Worse, many of them have not seen a per diem check since the end of August, we're told, and they do not know when they're going to get paid.
They might wanna check with Christine Gregoire's campaign recount staff....
Still, loser and all-round miserable failure that he is, Kerry is waaaaaay luckier than Viktor Yushchenko...
Yushchenko before and after: smooth-faced only five months ago and pock-marked by the effects of poison (AP)
Doctors at Vienna’s exclusive Rudolfinerhaus clinic ...have confirmed that Viktor Yushchenko, Ukraine’s opposition leader, was poisoned in an attempt on his life during election campaigning, the doctor who supervised his treatment at an Austrian clinic said yesterday. ...Mr Yushchenko fell ill on September 6 and was rushed to Rudolfinerhaus four days later with severe abdominal pain and lesions on his face and trunk. His liver, pancreas and intestines were swollen and his digestive tract covered in ulcers, but doctors could not explain the symptoms. Against their advice he went back on the campaign trail after a week, but returned to the clinic two weeks later with back pain. Again he returned to campaigning, with his face half paralysed and a catheter inserted in his back so that doctors — still baffled — could inject painkillers into his spinal column.
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