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giddyap round-up
The Washington Monument had a little scare today.
David Frost [yes, he is still alive] is joining that Marine feller to become “key on-air talent” at alJizz
Mary Mapes’ [of Dan Rather / ‘fake but accurate’ memos] new book seems to have disappeared off Amazon after some excerpts were released.
Property ‘owners,’ whom we used to fondly call ‘citizens,’ are being Keloed in the ...er, Swerengen for a baseball park...
They’ve arrested three guys for the suspected NYC subway bombing threat yesterday—‘cept they were all in Iraq. No arrests in COTUS. [and what’s with the number 19?]
Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour said that even though he wants the rest of us to pick up 90% of the cost of rebuilding Miss. infrastructure [est $30 bil], he thinks the $250 bil figure requested by LA senators “seems to me very excessive.”
James Carville’s advice to the DNC: “No Kumbayah crap.”
“If we just had mediocracy I’d be the happiest person in the world,” Carville said. “You put political hacks in an important position and there are consequences.”
“Sometimes the problem with being a Democrat is being a Democrat,”
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