e-Claire

It's been a looooong week

more ups & downs than a dog’s lunch

Did Bush’s meeting with the PM of India [including this ...interesting sentence: “The US side undertook to adjust its laws and policies domestically and to work with its friends and allies to adjust relevant international regimes.” “adjust?!?"] have anything to do with Pakistan’s Gen Musharraf claiming to kick out any foreign attendees at those Paki madrassas that, last week, he claimed “do not exist?” So India got agreement to keep their nukes [civilian and ‘strategic’] and we’re giving Pakistan two [2] F-16s.  That gift had been blocked for fifteen years to ‘punish’ Pakistan for it’s nuclear program.  Tough balancing act.

Bye Bye

In more uplifting news, I hear there’s an easy way never to have to look at Helen Thomas again.  C’mon Mr Cheney—you don’t even hafta mean it… Just say it so we can watch her squirm.

“Who’s that tripping over my bridge?"

Sur del Border—things ain’t a’goin’ so well.  In a move reminiscent of Jimmah “aggrivating factor/disgrace to the USA” Carter, the US Ambassador to Mexico has shut down the Nuevo Laredo consulate due to rampant drug/gang war in the streets, 20 minute Uzi/bazooka/grenade battles, and the general atmosphere of a spaghetti western.  That‘ll show ‘em.

Hi.  My name is Jimmah.  I’m completely sane.

Shifting Sands of Reality Alert—amazingly enough in Saddam’s trial. [yeah—whodathunkit] Saddy’s Jordan based {!} ‘attorneys’ were outraged, I tell you by an open attack on the poor old genocider man in open court when he “exchanged blows” with an ‘unnamed assailant.’ Oddly enough, US forces guarding Saddy at the time and the head of the tribunal failed to observe such an incident.  In the spirit of “turnabout is fair play,” Saddy’s attorneys failed to recognize the court.  So, who’s on crack?

Who?  Me???

Sharp Turns Ahead—from the Hilldabeast.  Amids the sounds of much screeching of tires, Hilly D. Beast veers off course from her ‘move toward the center.’

“Run!  Run away!!"

Hillary Rodham Clinton blasts President Bush and his “radical” administration on Saturday for attempting to dismantle the “central pillars of progress in our country during the 20th century.”

...says she has become convinced the Republican administration wants “to undo the New Deal,” the Roosevelt-era policies that ushered in Social Security and a host of other governmental assistance programs.

Well, say now; I could get behind that.  Didja fail to notice, Hilly beast, that those policies were what made the Gread Depression worse?  Or are we just rewriting history?  Again.  Hilly D. Beast seems to believe that less government handouts, therefore less government authority over folks’ lives, will make “America less free, fair, strong, smart than it deserves to be in a dangerous world.” Are ye dim?  Or do you just think we are?

Here’s the gall of her statement:  “This administration is in danger of being the first in American history to leave our nation worse off than when they found it.” bahahaha Unless ya count the Clinton admin.  Or the Carter.  Or..... oh, whatever.

Why Is This A Headline?  Bush plans 50th ranch trip in five years Is USATodaytoday unaware of the latest developments in technology—like the telephone and the internet and satellites—that allow the recreation of all the facilities of The White House not only at The Ranch, but even on the gotdanged airplane?  Not trying to ignore facts so as to create a particular impression on the American reading cartoon-paper-watching public, are ya?  naaaah.

Regrowing a Set—Britain—BooYah!

Over the past fortnight Israeli intelligence agents have noticed something distinctly odd happening on the internet. One by one, Al-Qaeda’s affiliated websites have vanished until only a handful remain, write Uzi Mahnaimi and Alex Pell.

Someone has cut the line of communication between the spiritual leaders of international terrorism and their supporters. Since 9/11 the websites have been the main links to disseminate propaganda and information.

The Israelis detect the hand of British intelligence

1. Yup, you nailed the news of the week.
   10+

   BTW here’s my favorite Dhimmi Carter cartoon.
   Whitewash

   Posted by  on  07/31/05  at  10:19 AM

2. My goodness. When you come out swinging, you don’t miss the chin!
   Jimmy, the other half of who I hate, detest,loathe and don’t like at all, Little Jane Fonda. They should represent us in something we don’t care about, like the EU.
   They need Stripped of their Citizenship and banished to the Galápagos Islands to play with the lizards. Oh yeah, Helen has to go too. Lover’s triangle, you know.
   Hildabeast has to stay here for entertainment with that cigar smokin’ man of hers.
   Great Post, Claire. Thanks.

   Posted by Paul Malingowski  on  07/31/05  at  11:14 AM

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