It happened like this
no. really.
You’ve noticed that Hillarybelle has gone thru a number of name changes during her endless recent foray into candidacy. Each prompted by a poll, focus group or other pander-party, she’s gone from Hillary Rodham-Clinton [progressive feminista] to a brief flirtation with Hillary Rodham [liberated, yet unknown without the Clinton Cache] back through hyphen-land and stopping off for quite a while at Hillary! [like Cher!, Madonna! or Plague!]. Well, she’s back at the focus groups again, this time coming down to the bare-bones Hillary Clinton. [not to say, Mrs. Bill Clinton *cough*]
It happened early one morning as Mrs Bill Hillary Clinton sat at her desk.... [*cue fade out sound fx*]
[knock at door]
HILLARY: Whaat?!?
AIDE [enters]: Ma’m? You remember you asked me to get another focus group reading on your name?
HILLARY: Yeah? so what’s your fucking point?!?
AIDE: The results are in *beat*, Bitch.
[fade to black]
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