In Search of Lipstick
"you come to me on this day..."
We all know that Uh-bambi didn’t really call Sarah a pig—he implied that she was the lipstick that McCain put on his campaign, which is really the Chimpy McBushitler pig wrapped in a paper called ‘change.’ We’re not Moonbat literalists.
Uh-bambi responds:
...the latest made-up controversy by the John McCain campaign,... I don’t care what they say about me. But I love this country too much to let them take over another election with lies and phony outrage and Swift-boat politics. Enough is enough,” he said.
[wait… isn’t the line Olberdoosh encouraged him to use in that interview? Uberdoosh leg-thrills in 3… 2… 1...]
NB, Uh-bambi: “Swift-boat politics” is defined as “bringing out formerly unknown facts about one’s opponent for the consideration of the voters.”
Careful when attempting to “first take over the language” lest the concept become known throughout history as Grove Parc Plaza Politics.
But might someone be growing worried?
Barack Obama is set to meet Bill Clinton at the former president’s foundation headquarters in Harlem on Thursday in their first face-to-face meeting since Mr Obama defeated Hillary Clinton in the primary elections in June.
uh… Is he calling Biden a horse head?
Ah, well—he’ll get a little tongue bath ego-boo break when he goes to tape Letterman tonight.
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