"I'm Rubber and You're Glue!!" so Nyah!
further adventures of the Kerry Krew into Pathetic Land Someone is gonna hafta show me Drivers' Licenses to prove the DhimmoCraps aren't allowing third graders to run this campaign. Third graders and 13 y.o. girls...BOSTON (Reuters) - John Kerry accused President Bush of using surrogates to "do his dirty work,"
Whaaa? Like George Soros' $12,000,000 mouthpiece, MoveOn.org? Like that?
... Kerry said a group called the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, which has attacked the Massachusetts senator's war record via television advertisements, was funded by hundreds of thousands of dollars from a Republican contributor in Texas, Bush's home state.
$150,000. Open your math books, kids.
"They're a front for the Bush campaign. And the fact that the president won't denounce what they're up to tells you everything you need to know: he wants them to do his dirty work,"
Mah Dear ol' Daddy, a Texan himself, had a phrase that applies perfectly to this situation: "You coulda talked all day and not said that." *ahem* Senator Kerry, the very minute you denounce War Profiteer Michael Moore, Fat'n'Hate 911, the BusHitler ads, the BushLied meme, and the entirety of MoveOn.org -- then and only then can you talk. Until then, Senator, sit down and have yourself a nice steaming cup of Shut The Fuck Up!! You make yourself look like a moron. Is that the best you've got?!? Attack Bush?!?!? Being the same guy who said your "Band of Brothers" were baby-killers and village-burners, now you "refuse to let anyone attack those men who served and bled in Viet Nam" ?!?!?!?! While you, yourself, attack 250 honorably discharged combat veterans?!?!?! Call them liars and bought-and-paid-for political whores?!? Embarrassing. Lame. Pathetic. Give the men, not to mention the nation, the courtesy of actually replying to their charges. Sign the damn Form 180 and have done with it! Before you start receiving white feathers in the mail. . Upon further consideration I gotta ask: Is this just to Kerry's liking, muddying the waters and distracting from the real issue -- his Senate career?!? ...his "secret" won't-tell-til-I've-got-the-power 'plans'? ...his health care/economy/social justice/ class warfare plans? . And More "New Info":
"Thirty years ago, this was the plain truth. It still is. And I still carry the shrapnel in my
assleg from a wound in Vietnam," [Kerry] added.
Now, finally, an actual use for Edward[s]: sue those medics for removing the rice and leaving the shrapnel! Pathetic.
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