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I *love* California -- but it's a lotta dam work . . .

It's finally settled [ ! ]. There are 135 candidates for Gov. [PDF here] I'm not sure I want to be governed that badly. Oh nevermind... Here are my highlights, which are *ahem* mine: Vik Bajwa lists himself as a Father as well as a businessman -- and he's a local boy, too. Demo. Joel Britton; South Central Ave, LA; retired meat packer; -- hmmm There's a random extra space after Lt.G Cruz . . . Bill Chambers of Auburn is a railroad switchman/brakeman Michael Cheli, local boy; can't even get himself a hotmail acct. another random space after Coleman "actor" Porn "actress" "Mary Carey" -- *way* too many "quotes" around here "Butch" Dole -- heh Dan Feinstein of SF lists "no ballot designation requested" as his profession. Or is it "her" and a misspelling? [shudder] Now we know: it's LEO Gallagher -- *whack -- splatt* Don't be alarmed; it's Michael Jackson but he's in Long Beach and he's a Satellite Project Manager [does that mean he manages satellites or that his projects are ancillary?] Eric Korevar is a Scientist -- NOS Ok, there *may* be a joker, here; Kelly Kimball, "businessman," lists his email as kelly at buttmonkeybeer.com: "There really is no hope, so have a Butt Monkey." "Send a ButtMonkey to Sacramento. it's just business as usual." ok, ok, I geddit Good luck, fellas [opportunists?!? in California?!? that's the only way we even have an economy thee days . . . ] "Chip" Mailander, golf pro -- is that a golf joke ?!? McClontick; -- yeah, ok Dorene Musilli; another local girl; educator and businesswoman Paul Nave; prizefighter -- useful skill set for a race against Greyge D. Robert Newman II: Psychologist/Farmer -- ho-kaay and his horse's name is Paul Redford Leonard Padilla; Law School President -- aaaaaaagh [be afraid, be very afraid] Bill Prady; TV writer/producer -- kill him now Tachikaze Rightmyer of Nancy St in West Covina; Middleweight Sumo Wrestler -- too easy David Laughing Horse Robinson; Tribal Chairman -- no "quotes" in sight, good on ya Ned Roscoe; Cigarette Retailer -- very un-PC, got tomatoes? Bill Simon; businessman/loser Thare's that Scwarzenegger feller -- all over Randall Sprague; Discrimination Complaint Investigator -- do ya think he'll give us some free sensitivity training???? [see: "aaaaagggghhh"] Marc Valdez; Pollution Scientist -- make up yer own, folks Paul Vann; Financial Planner -- useful skill, these days Walton and Watts; both students; -- one's even in college *sigh* Well, that's the round-up from here in The Country™. What do you make of it all? [a hat? a boat? a giraffe? an Escher drawing? what?!?] UPDATE: Don Novello; do da name Guido Sarducci ring a bell? Well - he no make-a da ballot! ThanQ! Xrlq

1. Father Guido no make-a da ballot.

   Posted by Xrlq  on  08/15/03  at  11:10 AM

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