How ya gonna clean *this* up, Newsweak?
mops and buckets o’ weasel poop ain’t gonna be enough
FAIZABAD, Afghanistan (Reuters)—A group of Afghan Muslim clerics have threatened to call for a holy war against the United States in three days unless it hands over military interrogators reported to have desecrated the Quran.
..."hand the culprits over to an Islamic country for punishment.”
“If that does not happen within three days, we will launch a jihad against America,"
To Newsweak: Do List—A full and complete admission of makin’ sh!t up [not that you’ll be believed. ever. again.]
Abject apologies all ‘round
Shut the lights and lock up. Not the best way to end 72 years of publication, but buh bye.
To the rioting War Lords: Settle down. The story was made up.
This, on the other hand.....
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