How to Demonstrate the Veracity of Your Case
throw your poo
In a demonstration of their personal dedication to their cause, tree-sitters “pelted [Workers and police] several times with [their own] human urine and excrement.”
As further proof of her own dedication, “Marisa Schneidman, 19, bit the arm of an arborist who was trying to get to one of the ropes.” Presumably, said arborist was not covered with her excrement.
Here, in her lovely home 100 feet above the campus, is protester Dumpster Muffin.
Wait… uhm, Dumpster Muffin, may I call you Dumpy? Dumpy, dear—what is your platform made of? Yes, wood. Do you know where wood comes from? Yes, I mean before Home Depot?
Well, you work on that and get back to me, m’kay?
Posted by Claire on 06/19 at 05:46 AM
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