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Holy Crap ! ! !

Warning!! Danger!! Danger !! This virus sounds like a baaaaad one! Beware! Quoted directly from an email from my "friend who should know . . ." I bring to you the "Bedtime Virus."

>WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN! > >If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not >open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase >everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks >within 20 feet of your computer. > >It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your >ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field >harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your >phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze >into ! your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE >SHOWERING. > >It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?! It will >leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. >It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the >"Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the >toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a >full bathtub. > >>******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

Consider yourself warned. As for me; "Thank Gawd I'm a Mac 'R' Us Kid!!"

Posted by Claire on 01/19 at 06:56 AM

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