Gubbmint Medicine + Global Worms
Gubbmint Medicine + Global Worms
= no chizburgie 4 YOU!
According to research by the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine, leaner populations consume around 20% less food and produce less greenhouse gases than countries where 40% of people are obese. ...the study also claimed that transport-related emissions would be lower in leaner countries, with a slim population of one billion people generating around 1,000 million tonnes less carbon than a fat equivalent.
..."moving about in a heavy body is like driving around in a gas guzzler”...
[Research [apparently by an un-cited, nameless group of green elves] has shown that food production is responsible for up to 30% of greenhouse gas emissions, while livestock caters for around half of those. [bemember, they’re talking to ‘tards who think all greenhouse gasses are human-caused.]
Authors Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts said the report demonstrates how more should be done to reverse the rising average body mass index (BMI)...
Note that phrase, “more should be done.” Passive, neutral, non-specific to the point of unintelligibility. Who wouldn’t agree?
But when you add in the gubbmint being in charge of your “health care”—and therefore your “wellness”—you get a double whammy of “it’s for your own good” and “it’s for the good of the plaaaaanet.”
I mean, who wouldn’t give up, well, dang near anything for those perfectly good reasons?!? Ice cream… smoke… cake… chips… burgers… dogs... Really - what kind of person wouldn’t give up a moment’s pleasure to saaave the plaaaaanet?!? sour cream… cheese… white bread… leavened bread… muffins… pork chops... And look how much good you’re doing yourself! booze… beef… bacon… butter… SUVs… salt… fried chicken… dualies... Look how nice you look in your swim suit! burritos… venison… lapin… Freedom… chimichongas… creme brulee.... Anyone who wouldn’t want to saaave the plaaaaanet must be craaaazy!! fries… bon bons… frappoccinos… lemon pound cake… blueberry cobbler… whipped cream… Anyone who’s craaaazy must be helped!! tapioca pudding… pie… beef wellington… chili… cornbread… Liberty… grilled cheese sammiches... And the gubbmint Health Care System can help them!!! For FREE!!
Aren’t we Lucky?!? [wait… what was I saying? can’t think… haven’t had decent protein in 2 yearz… oh yeah...] Thanks Obama!
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