Great American Meat-Out
so take your meat out!
so don’t let yer meat loaf!
so meat me in the kitchen
*gah*
On (or around) March 20 — the first day of spring — thousands of caaaaaaring people in all 50 US states and around the world will hold informative and educaaaaational Meatout events. Events will include colorful ‘lifestivals,’ street theater, Giant Freaky Puppet Heads, Holier-than-thou lectures, blablabla, irritating leafleting, annoying information tables called ‘steakouts,’ and a Congressional Reception in Washington, DC, where we will BBQ Teddy Kennedy, reasoning that, by now, he’s just a vegetable anyway.
The occasion is The Great American Meatout...[where] thousands of irritating fools eeeeeducate their commmuuuuuuunities and irritate their friends, families, and neighbors to pledge to “kick the meat habit (at least for a day) and explore a wholesome, nonviiiiiiiiolent [unless yer a carrot] diet of fruits [like us], vegetables [again—like us], and whole grains.”
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Aaaahhhhhhhhhh—that’s better.
That last photo is *so* good looking…
One of the Seven S’s, after all.
Is that the Bull’s Head by the way?
Posted by on 03/16/06 at 09:39 AMDennis Kucinich can be the poster boy for vegetarianism.
More than that: good job, meatheads (I mean, of course, meatouts) - more for us.
Posted by Mike Z on 03/16/06 at 12:10 PMReminds me of a coworkers bumper sticker.
Beef--its what’s for dinner.
Or one of (stand-up comedian) Ron White’s routines where he’s asked what he’s doing to relieve “global warming” due to cow farts (methane)--"I eat the cows”.
PETA--People for Eating Tasty Animals.
Posted by on 03/16/06 at 04:55 PM
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