Grab Duck Tape: Wrap Head
this actually caused me to cry out and grab my head while standing in my kitchen making a salad!!!

Hilldabeast: “It is certainly not in keeping with my understanding of the Scriptures, ...This bill would literally criminalize the Good Samaritan and probably even Jesus himself.
Admittedly, I am about as far from being a Biblical scholar as one can get and not be a duck, but I’m sure I would have heard is the Good Samaritan and “Jesus, Himself,” had jumped the fence at Nogales.
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