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Got the runs from the border . . .

Here's a contest we all oughta enter: "Share your Saucy Wisdom" at TacoBell® If your pithy saying is chosen it will be on over 5 billion sauce packets distributed on TB® "restaurants" nationwide. Kewl! Spread your smart-assery! Share your wisdom! Here are some examples:

* Use your stomach, nacho mind [clever, eh?] * Polly want a taco? [needs work...]

But you get the idea. Got ideas? Here are the rules -- your phrase has to be:

A TB® "inspired" phrase that "provides a humorous look at reality." No longer than 70 characters. [fits on a sauce packet...] Simple "left of center" about the little things in life

Whoa -- back that truck up. "left of center"??!?! A political requirement for a taco sauce packet??? Oh we gotta bomb 'em. Let me know what phrase you submit to TacoBull®

1. Nacho burger sauce

   Posted by  on  05/21/04  at  05:52 AM

2. I haven’t even been to Taco Hell since I discovered Chipotle. And to piss off the anti-corporate types even more, Chipotle is owned by McDonald’s.

   Damn fine faux-Mex though.

   Posted by Dave  on  05/21/04  at  06:23 AM

3. Taco Bell—what Iraqis long for.

   Posted by  on  05/22/04  at  10:40 AM

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